#1 [Com]: Everything sucks

From:	jm at sweetas dot co dot nz	Date:	Wed, 09 Oct 2002 01:49:56 +0000
Subject:	#1 [Com]: Everything sucks
References:	1	Groups:	php.bugs
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 ID:               1
 Comment by:       jm@sweetas.co.nz
 Reported By:      jm@netconcepts.com
 Status:           Open
 Bug Type:         *General Issues
 Operating System: Windows
 PHP Version:      4.2.3
 New Comment:

Yeah well that's life.


Previous Comments:
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[2002-10-09 14:49:10] jm@netconcepts.com

My computer crashes all day long.  The paperclip keeps flashing me.  I
hear a chime everytime I move my mouse.  All of my Linux friends keep
calling me a hairdresser.

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Thread (59 messages)

• chris at k2labs dot orgFri, 15 Feb 2002 22:36:29 +0000
  • simon at incutio dot comThu, 11 Apr 2002 14:55:55 +0000Bug #1 Updated: first bug
  • incutio@php.netThu, 11 Apr 2002 14:58:17 +0000Bug #1 Updated: first bug
  • incutio@php.netThu, 11 Apr 2002 14:59:37 +0000Bug #1 Updated: first bug
  • jm at sweetas dot co dot nzWed, 09 Oct 2002 01:49:56 +0000#1 [Com]: Everything sucks
  • jm at netconcepts dot comWed, 09 Oct 2002 01:53:24 +0000#1 [Opn->Csd]: Everything sucks
  • kerzum at mail dot ruFri, 27 Dec 2002 01:57:56 +0000#1 [Com]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • sniper@php.netMon, 17 Feb 2003 10:05:32 +0000#1 [Csd->WFx]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • sniper@php.netMon, 17 Feb 2003 10:06:07 +0000#1 [WFx->Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • test at example dot comMon, 17 Feb 2003 23:40:44 +0000#1 [Com]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • jd at server dot misFri, 28 Feb 2003 19:17:16 +0000#1 [Opn->Bgs]: gfjlkjglkgjglk
  • philip at cornado dot comFri, 30 May 2003 22:43:02 +0000#1 [Opn]: Hello World
  • philip at cornado dot comFri, 30 May 2003 22:46:09 +0000#1 [Opn]: Hello World
  •  at php dot netTue, 14 Oct 2003 21:14:59 +0000#1 [Opn->Fbk]: Test Bugs
  • derick@php.netThu, 06 May 2004 16:33:59 +0000#1 [Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • derick@php.netSun, 20 Jun 2004 19:45:28 +0000#1 [Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • pleasedont at thankyou dot comMon, 28 Jun 2004 00:03:25 +0000#1 [Com]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • derick@php.netTue, 06 Jul 2004 19:21:58 +0000#1 [Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • derick@php.netMon, 16 Aug 2004 12:30:17 +0000#1 [Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • derick@php.netThu, 19 Aug 2004 11:33:53 +0000#1 [Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • derick@php.netTue, 11 Oct 2005 09:42:44 +0000#1 [Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • jani@php.netFri, 22 May 2009 09:27:28 +0000#1 [Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • jani@php.netMon, 01 Mar 2010 19:45:04 +0000Bug #1 [Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • jani@php.netWed, 03 Mar 2010 10:14:27 +0000Bug #1 [Com]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • jani@php.netThu, 04 Mar 2010 13:41:34 +0000Bug #1 [Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • jani@php.netThu, 04 Mar 2010 13:56:36 +0000Bug #1 [Csd->Bgs]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • jani@php.netThu, 04 Mar 2010 13:58:42 +0000Bug #1 [Bgs->Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • felipe@php.netTue, 09 Mar 2010 16:47:07 +0000Bug #1 [Csd->Asn]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • felipe@php.netTue, 09 Mar 2010 17:16:17 +0000Bug #1 [PATCH]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • jani@php.netTue, 09 Mar 2010 17:16:37 +0000Bug #1 [PATCH]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • jani@php.netTue, 11 May 2010 13:45:43 +0000Bug #1 [Asn->Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • derick@php.netWed, 26 May 2010 09:47:12 +0000Bug #1 [Csd->Fbk]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • felipe@php.netTue, 01 Jun 2010 02:31:54 +0000Bug #1 [Fbk->Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • derick@php.netWed, 21 Jul 2010 13:55:26 +0000Bug #1 [Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • derick@php.netWed, 21 Jul 2010 13:57:07 +0000Bug #1 [Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • pajoye@php.netWed, 21 Jul 2010 15:33:51 +0000Bug #1 [Csd->ReO]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • pajoye@php.netWed, 21 Jul 2010 15:34:01 +0000Bug #1 [ReO]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • pajoye@php.netWed, 21 Jul 2010 15:34:17 +0000Bug #1 [ReO]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • aharvey@php.netWed, 21 Jul 2010 15:35:09 +0000Bug #1 [ReO]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • felipe@php.netSun, 25 Jul 2010 17:09:09 +0000Bug #1 [ReO->Ccd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • felipe@php.netSun, 25 Jul 2010 19:00:15 +0000Bug #1 [Ccd->Bgs]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • felipe@php.netMon, 26 Jul 2010 01:06:49 +0000Bug #1 [Bgs]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • felipe@php.netMon, 26 Jul 2010 01:09:03 +0000Bug #1 [Bgs]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • johannes@php.netThu, 12 Aug 2010 14:04:04 +0000Bug #1 [Bgs->Opn]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • johannes@php.netThu, 12 Aug 2010 14:05:02 +0000Bug #1 [Opn->Bgs]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • Jamesjerseys at 126 dot comMon, 29 Aug 2011 08:04:01 +0000Bug #1 [Com]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • junxing dot lin at yahoo dot comMon, 29 Aug 2011 08:13:22 +0000Bug #1 [Com]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • gshkj at gmail dot comMon, 29 Aug 2011 09:00:10 +0000Bug #1 [Com]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • afaf at yahoo dot comMon, 29 Aug 2011 09:25:51 +0000Bug #1 [Com]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • afaf at php dot comMon, 29 Aug 2011 09:36:59 +0000Bug #1 [Com]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • billhansachim at gmail dot comWed, 27 Jun 2012 08:36:33 +0000Bug #1 [Com]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • laruence@php.netWed, 27 Jun 2012 09:02:21 +0000Bug #1 [Nab]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • felipe@php.netWed, 30 Oct 2013 23:57:57 +0000Bug #1 [PATCH]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • tester@byom.deMon, 06 Jan 2020 01:30:06 +0000Bug #1 [PATCH]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • git@php.netThu, 22 Jul 2021 11:00:20 +0000Bug #1 [Nab->Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • derick@php.netSun, 17 Sep 2023 13:11:32 +0000Bug #1 [Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • derick@php.netX-PHP-Bug:1Mon, 20 Nov 2023 12:40:24 +0000Bug #1 [Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • derick@php.netMon, 20 Nov 2023 12:41:10 +0000Bug #1 [Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow
  • derick@php.netMon, 18 Aug 2025 13:18:46 +0000Bug #1 [Csd]: Apache 1.3b3 + mod_php3 is slow