Bug #18203 [Com]: Student Suspended on use of PHP!

Edit report at https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=18203&edit=1 ID: 18203 Comment by: jamesj6428628 at gmail dot com Reported by: bhenson at bfree dot on dot ca Summary: Student Suspended on use of PHP! Status: Not a bug Type: Bug Package: Unknown/Other Function Operating System: Windows ME PHP Version: 4CVS-2002-07-06 Block user comment: N Private report: N New Comment: This discussion is about high school teacher using PHP at school. It is an alarming condition and school should take a strict action against such happenings. I have been using https://www.rushmyessay.com/ since a long time for academic help. You can check for further information. Previous Comments: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [2002-08-08 13:16:20] loser at zoo dot edu why is this a dup? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [2002-07-06 19:18:13] mfischer@php.net This bug has been fixed in CVS. You can grab a snapshot of the CVS version at http://snaps.php.net/. In case this was a documentation problem, the fix will show up soon at http://www.php.net/manual/. In case this was a PHP.net website problem, the change will show up on the PHP.net site and on the mirror sites. Thank you for the report, and for helping us make PHP better. Quite old btw ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [2002-07-06 18:59:15] bhenson at bfree dot on dot ca Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. "A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB." Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. "We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate parent Carol Blessing. "School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP." In response to parental demands the school has reconfigured its internet WatchDog software to block access to all internet sites mentioning PHP. Officials say this should prevent any other students from falling prey like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up locker searches and brought in drug sniffing dogs. Interviews with students suggested that PHP use is wide spread around the school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd population. When contacted by BBspot.com, Brett Tyson said, "I don't know what the hell is going on dude, but this suspension gives me more time for fraggin'. Yee haw!" PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- Edit this bug report at https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=18203&edit=1