Login Script please?

I have a server that doesn't allow external connections. They say its to "protect the data for me and my customers" (even though I don't actually have any). Anyway, I've tried everything, and I'm going to start learning PHP later this year, but I'm in a hurry here: I've configured my database with PHPmyAdmin, and I've got UltraDev 4 with PHAkt. Not forgetting all the other stuff I downloaded, like mySQL MAX 4.0 and OmniCron HTTPd Pro. I've got a connection set-up with all the correct details by just entering the connection details in PHAkt connection settings, and I've made the System DSN. But when I click "test" or try to define a log-in server behaviour (where it then tries to connect and aquire a list of tables and fields) It comes up with an "unknown host" message. I contaced my host and they said its because they don't allow external connections. So does anyone have a solution? Or should I just modify a working PHP Log-in page and replace it with my values and variables? Thanks W3bDev£