QOTD: Life as a programmer.
| From: | Stanislav Malyshev | Date: | Wed, 13 Dec 2000 08:55:53 +0000 |
| Subject: | QOTD: Life as a programmer. | ||
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Quote as to recent discussions about directions of software evolution. I
enjoyed it.
Disclaimer 1: I did not wrote it. I do not mean anything or anybody by
it. It's just a quote.
Disclaimer 2: It contains words that some authorities regard to dangerous
to be displayed on computer screen. Consider yourself warned.
--
Stanislav Malyshev, Zend Products Engineer
stas@zend.com http://www.zend.com/ +972-3-6139665 ext.106
---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2000 10:09:44 -0800
From: glen mccready <gkm@petting-zoo.net>
To: 0xdeadbeef@petting-zoo.net
Subject: QOTD: Life as a programmer.
Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <nev@sleepycat.com>
From: "Nick Foster" <levandis@hotmail.com>
You know, when you have a program that does something really cool, and
you wrote it from scratch, and it took a significant part of your life,
you grow fond of it. When it's finished, it feels like some kind of
amorphous sculpture that you've created. It has an abstract shape in
your head that's completely independent of its actual purpose. Elegant,
simple, beautiful.
Then, only a year later, after making dozens of pragmatic alterations
to suit the people who use it, not only has your Venus-de-Milo lost both
arms, she also has a giraffe's head sticking out of her chest and a
cherubic penis that squirts colored water into a plastic bucket. The
romance has become so painful that each day you struggle with an
overwhelming urge to smash the fucking thing to pieces with a hammer.
Nick Foster