Bug #66996 [NEW]: April Fools joke breaks site purpose

From: php-bugs at allenjb dot me dot uk Operating system: PHP version: Irrelevant Package: Documentation problem Bug Type: Bug Bug description:April Fools joke breaks site purpose Description: ------------ The currently running April Fools day joke where by pages rotate / transition and constantly refresh is breaking the purpose of the site, making it difficult to use the site for its primary intended purpose (PHP language documentation). Expected result: ---------------- April Fools day jokes should not break the purpose of the site. They should be amusing, but not intrusive. Google manage this, Stack Overflow manage this. Even Slashdot have managed this when they've run jokes in past years. It's not a hard concept. The currently running joke on PHP.net is not amusing and breaks the primary purpose of the site. -- Edit bug report at https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=66996&edit=1 -- Try a snapshot (PHP 5.4): https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=trysnapshot54 Try a snapshot (PHP 5.5): https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=trysnapshot55 Try a snapshot (trunk): https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=trysnapshottrunk Fixed in SVN: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=fixed Fixed in release: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=alreadyfixed Need backtrace: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=needtrace Need Reproduce Script: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=needscript Try newer version: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=oldversion Not developer issue: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=support Expected behavior: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=notwrong Not enough info: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=notenoughinfo Submitted twice: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=submittedtwice register_globals: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=globals PHP 4 support discontinued: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=php4 Daylight Savings: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=dst IIS Stability: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=isapi Install GNU Sed: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=gnused Floating point limitations: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=float No Zend Extensions: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=nozend MySQL Configuration Error: https://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=66996&r=mysqlcfg