PHP support for witless corporations

I'm tyring to sneak PHP into my company. Everybody wants to go with .NET, but, having used both, I think technically PHP is a better choice. My task here is to convince management to get away from .NET. Nobody wants to hear that support is free, with loads of easy-to-find documentation, request for bugfixes, and THE FREAKIN' SOURCE CODE!!! They'd rather purchase support ..... so .... is there anywhere I can BUY support for PHP? Thanks for the help, and anything I should tell management to satisfy them would be helpful. Thanks, lackluter _________________________________________________________________ Protect your PC - get McAfee.com VirusScan Online http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963