Re: php editor
| From: | Chris Sherwood | Date: | Thu, 11 Sep 2003 16:28:22 +0000 |
| Subject: | Re: php editor | ||
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Thanks for starting my day out with a chuckle.. this is one of the better
tongue in cheek items I have seen in a little bit
Chris
I think the BEST php editor "out there" is Microsoft's Visual Studio.
Here's some of the reasons I think Visual Studio is the BEST
1. None of that annoying syntax highlighting that you find in many other
editors
2. Unlimited technical support (at only $245 per call)
3. At $1000 - $2500 per copy it's has substantially more features than
other cheaper editors.
4. It uses far more memory, so it remembers more stuff.
5. I can seamlessly integrate .NET into my PHP code
6. I don't have to waste my time with integrated debuggers
7. It automatically generates obfuscated code
8. I don't have to worry about those annoying GPL or LGPL licenses
9. Runs great on SuSE
10. When it crashes I know I need to take my ergonomic break
11. When loading large projects I have plenty of time to make myself a cup
of tea, or if I'm out of tea, to drive to the store to buy some tea,
return,
brew a cup, read slashdot, take a shower....
12. The outstanding support of PHP at Microsoft.