Re: Request for...
| From: | Jochem Maas | Date: | Sat, 20 Jan 2007 21:59:56 +0000 |
| Subject: | Re: Request for... | ||
| References: | 1 | Groups: | php.general |
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Jay Blanchard wrote:
> [snip]
> Since this is a mailing list for web developers, I thought I might as
> well post an o f f t o p i c request.
> Does anyone know of any website where I can get a exe or jar sitemap
> generating software? Particularly not GsiteCrawler as it uses too much
> system resources. A java applet would be nice. And, if possible, free
> of charge ^.^
>
> And does anyone know how and if a j a v a applet can be extracted from
> a webpage?(also a class)
> [/snip]
>
> Wikus my dear fellow, are their Java mailing lists? Would you like me to
> find one for you? Are you familiar with Google?
>
> Better yet, how about one in PHP for free? I went to Google and typed in
> 'site map generator PHP' and the first result was
> http://www.softswot.com/sitemapinfo.php. Not only is the web
> site done
> in PHP, but the application is as well. How cool is that?
>
> Listen up butt-bite. Next time, before you respond off list to those who
> tried to give you even the teeniest bit of help please demonstrate that
> you tried to help yourself get the answer or showed a modicum of
> initiative. Hundreds will attempt to help you when you have shown that
> you tried to help yourself.
>
and otherwise you risk getting "Blanch'ed" (like what they do with vegetables)
so for the rest of the list here's 2 new 'verbs' in honour of 2 fine members
(I can't help if their names 'fit'):
to be Lynched - to receive a 2000 word essayon the topic of your choice followed by a *shrug*
to be Blanched - to be told (in one of many, many ways) to RTFM/STFW/get-your-head-out-of-your-arse
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