The Official OT "Name Tedd's Grandson" Thread

First of all, congrats to Tedd on his 9th grandchild, a boy, at 8lbs. 9oz. Secondly, since the kid didn't have a name when we last heard from the old fart, you know damn well that he's relying on us to name him. ;-P Suggestions? I'm thinking, instead of going conventional, we give him a dynamic name, for a signature that could only be signed as follows: <? function myName() {

       $num = time();
       $char = "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz";
       for($i=0;$i<strlen($num);$i++) {
               $i == 0 ? $name = strtoupper($char[substr($num,$i,1)])

: $name .= $char[substr($num,$i,1)];

       }
       return $name;

} ?> -- Daniel P. Brown [office] (570-) 587-7080 Ext. 272 [mobile] (570-) 766-8107