Re: Anyone fancy getting paid to improve my PHP in London?
| From: | Tom Chubb | Date: | Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:04:27 +0000 |
| Subject: | Re: Anyone fancy getting paid to improve my PHP in London? | ||
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2009/3/13 Robert Cummings <robert@interjinn.com>
> On Fri, 2009-03-13 at 17:16 +0000, Tom Chubb wrote:
> > Do any experienced PHP programmers in London fancy helping me improve my
> > PHP?
> > I'd like to know where my code could be improved and to be shown how an
> > experienced programmer would approach a new site.
> > I'd rather pay the right person a high amount than find someone cheap!
> > Thanks,
>
> Send me a blank cheque-- if it clears then I'll get back to you... from
> someplace warm... by a beach while drinking martinis... and getting a
> massage... from more than one lady...
>
> Cheers,
> Rob.
> --
> http://www.interjinn.com
> Application and Templating Framework for PHP
>
>
Rob,
if ($blank_cheque == "cleared")
{
$set_temp = "warm";
$drinks_order = "martini";
$service = "massage";
$num_ladies = $tasty . " & " . $robs_wife;
}
else
{
$blank_cheque = 0;
}
Think you should be looking at the latter ;)
--
Tom Chubb
tom@tomchubb.com | tomchubb@gmail.com
07912 202846