Pulling my hair out over an include_once();

Hey all, i'm sure i'm missing something glaringly obvious, but i have yet to find a solution to this online... so heres the line of code that i'm getting hung up on: <?php include_once("http://www.jennysjunket.com/magpierss/rss_fetch.inc");?> which gives me this: *Warning*: include() [function.include]: URL file-access is disabled in the server configuration in */home/content/81/5634781/html/ebay.php* on line*1* *Warning*: include(http://www.jennysjunket.com/magpierss/rss_fetch.inc) [ function.include]: failed to open stream: no suitable wrapper could be found in */home/content/81/5634781/html/ebay.php* on line *1* *Warning*: include() [function.include]: Failed opening ' http://www.jennysjunket.com/magpierss/rss_fetch.inc' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/local/php5/lib/php') in * /home/content/81/5634781/html/ebay.php* on line *1* * * ive got all of my permissions set as open as i can, but i'm still baffled about it. Thanks, Watson