Re: Pulling from Multiple Databases

From: Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2011 19:18:30 +0000
Subject: Re: Pulling from Multiple Databases
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Bloody Hell!! How many lines is the footer in your email response!!! I make it almost ten times longer than the reply itself....talk about abominable netiquette, and I have purposely put this response at the top as after all footers do go at the bottom of an email :) Do you even NEED a footer with nothing but inane comments in it? Alexis On 01/02/11 11:54, David Hutto wrote:
I'd pass the db's to a threaded function that processes each db's info in an algorithmic order. -- The lawyer in me says argue...even if you're wrong. The scientist in me... says shut up, listen, and then argue. But the lawyer won on appeal, so now I have to argue due to a court order. Furthermore, if you could be a scientific celebrity, would you want einstein sitting around with you on saturday morning, while you're sitting in your undies, watching Underdog?...Or better yet, would Einstein want you to violate his Underdog time? Can you imagine Einstein sitting around in his underware? Thinking about the relativity between his pubic nardsac, and his Fruit of the Looms, while knocking a few Dorito's crumbs off his inner brilliant white thighs, and hailing E = mc**2, and licking the orangy, delicious, Doritoey crust that layered his genetically rippled fingertips? But then again, J. Edgar Hoover would want his pantyhose intertwined within the equation. However, I digress, momentarily. But Einstein gave freely, for humanity, not for gain, other than personal freedom. An equation that benefited all, and yet gain is a personal product. Also, if you can answer it, is gravity anymore than interplanetary static cling? -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php


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