Re: phpsadness

On Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Daniel Brown <danbrown@php.net> wrote: > On Thu, Jun 2, 2011 at 22:14, Paul M Foster <paulf@quillandmouse.com> wrote: >> On Thu, Jun 02, 2011 at 01:02:26PM -0400, Daniel Brown wrote: >> >>> On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 22:13, Bill Guion <bguion@comcast.net> wrote: >>> > >>> > So if I understand, you want an explode() with empty parameters to explode >>> > the host machine? >>> >>>     That's correct.  If it causes too much userland confusion, we can >>> alias it as detonate() as well. >> >> It would be so hilarious if this made it into the docs as a (spoof) >> command. I could see some n00b skimming over the docs and going, "Wait, >> what--?" >> >> Oh-- how about if the detonate() command just echoed a series of "tick" >> strings to the web page? Can't you just imagine the frantic tech support >> calls from n00b PHP coders to the tech support departments of their >> hosting companies? "Oh crap oh crap! Pick up the phone already! Oh >> crap I'm so busted!" >> >> Reminds me (obliquely) of an entry in the index for "The C Programming >> Language" for recursion, which points right back to that index page. I >> about doubled over when I first discovered it. > >    That's hilarious.  I love subtle humor like that. Check out intercal: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL