Re: Introduction ... !
| From: | Tedd Sperling | Date: | Sun, 03 Mar 2013 00:39:27 +0000 |
| Subject: | Re: Introduction ... ! | ||
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On Mar 2, 2013, at 2:20 PM, tamouse mailing lists <tamouse.lists@gmail.com> wrote:
> See, you can't really call yourself old until that's pooping and cramping...
That reminds me -- a couple of my older friends and I were discussing getting old.
One friend said "At 8:00 am I have a terrible time taking a poop."
My other friend said -- "At 8:00 am my problem is taking a piss."
I replied -- "At 8:00 am I crap like a goose and piss like a race hoarse."
Both friends said: "That doesn't sound bad -- what's the problem?"
I told them "Yeah, but I wake up at 9:00 am."
Cheers,
tedd
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