Re: magic_quotes_gpc
| From: | Teodor Cimpoesu | Date: | Wed, 03 Jan 2001 00:24:16 +0000 |
| Subject: | Re: magic_quotes_gpc | ||
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Hi Jerry!
On Tue, 02 Jan 2001, Jerry Lake wrote:
> what does magic_quotes_gpc do ?
when turned on, the PHP magic is available. You must say a magic quote from
a wellknown PHP wizard, and you "Get your Program Corrected"(GPC).
Really.Try it. Write something like :
include_once_in_a_while dirname(__FILE__).'/lib/black_jokes_disc'.'lamer.inc';
$wizards = get_credits_as_array();
$code_toaster = fopen ('/dev/urandom', 'r') or die ('bitch');
$voodoo_potion = fread ($code_toaster, rand (time()));
$magic_handler = "once_{$wizards[/*pick one*/]}_said_in_ANSI_C";
$pure_magic = $magic_handler (/* your magic quote here */);
$my_wish = 'oh, I want a program to manage SMSs for all our customers.Let
it be fast and elegant, blonde with long hair,erm, well, include() that
too but I want it badly till Monday.Thank you Santa^H^H^H^H^H Mr. Wizard';
eval (apply_magic ($pure_magic, $my_wish, $voodoo_potion));
good luck and don't forget to write!
:)
-- teodor