Re: magic_quotes_gpc

From: Date: Wed, 03 Jan 2001 00:24:16 +0000
Subject: Re: magic_quotes_gpc
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Hi Jerry! On Tue, 02 Jan 2001, Jerry Lake wrote: > what does magic_quotes_gpc do ? when turned on, the PHP magic is available. You must say a magic quote from a wellknown PHP wizard, and you "Get your Program Corrected"(GPC). Really.Try it. Write something like : include_once_in_a_while dirname(__FILE__).'/lib/black_jokes_disc'.'lamer.inc'; $wizards = get_credits_as_array(); $code_toaster = fopen ('/dev/urandom', 'r') or die ('bitch'); $voodoo_potion = fread ($code_toaster, rand (time())); $magic_handler = "once_{$wizards[/*pick one*/]}_said_in_ANSI_C"; $pure_magic = $magic_handler (/* your magic quote here */); $my_wish = 'oh, I want a program to manage SMSs for all our customers.Let it be fast and elegant, blonde with long hair,erm, well, include() that too but I want it badly till Monday.Thank you Santa^H^H^H^H^H Mr. Wizard'; eval (apply_magic ($pure_magic, $my_wish, $voodoo_potion)); good luck and don't forget to write! :) -- teodor

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