How to unsubscribe

I hope you all enjoy this as much as I did. Lara Subject: How to unsubscribe from the list. :) You see, all of those "to unsubscribe, do this....." instructions at the bottom of the emails sent through this list are wrong. We only put those there to confuse everyone so that they will never leave the list. Since you've obviously got more intelligence than to follow instructions from the list owner ... here are the *REAL* instructions on how to unsubscribe: 1) Go to <A HREF="http://www.dictionary.com/">www.dictionary.com</A> and look up the word "unsubscribe". 2) There is a hidden link right above the third word in the definition.....click it. 3) That link will take you to Langley (US Security System). 4) Enter the launch code 345897349 to send a missile to 42 degrees north latitude, 98 degrees east longitude. 5) Right before the missile lands, there will be a flash on your screen with directions on how to build a model airplane. 6) Print those instructions and build the plane. 7) Take the plane to the roof of your building and fly it. 8) It will land on the sidewalk on a loose slab of concrete. Pick up the concrete and put it in the nearest trash can. 9) Dig in the dirt under the concrete and there will be a red button. If you push the button, you will unsubscribe yourself from this list. --------------------- Lara J. Fabans Lodestone Software, Inc lara@lodestone-sw.com