Re: The Program!

Go find some safe lists, not a list like this... ----- Original Message ----- From: Marty <shadow_xyz@email.com> To: <php-general@lists.php.net> Sent: Tuesday, July 24, 2001 11:00 AM Subject: [PHP] The Program! > Several months ago, I made a conscious decision not to > delete what I figured was just another "junk" e-mail. > That decision has changed my life. Here you have the > very same opportunity in front of you. If you take > just five minutes to read through the following > program you won't regret it. See for yourself! > > Dear Friends & Future Millionaires: > AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV: > Making over half a million dollars every 4 to 5 months > from your home for an investment of only $25 U.S. > Dollars expense one time > THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET ! > ================================================== > BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!! > Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. > This is the letter you have been hearing about on the > news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on > the Internet, a national weekly news program recently > devoted an entire show to the investigation of this > program described below, to see if it really can make > people money. The show also investigated whether or > not the program was legal. Their findings proved once > and for all that there are ''absolutely NO Laws > prohibiting the participation in the program and if > people can -follow the simple instructions, they are > bound to make some mega bucks with only $25 out of > pocket cost''. DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF > POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS > CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER. This is what one > had to say: ''Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I > was approached many times before but each time I > passed on it. I am so glad finally joined just to see > what one could expect in return for the minimal effort > and money required. To my astonishment, I received > total $610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming > in." > Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey. > =================================================== > Here is another testimonial: "This program has been > around for a long time but I never believed in it. But > one day when I received this again in the mail I > decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple > instructions and voila ..... 3 weeks later the money > started to come in. First month I only made $240.00 > but the next 2 months after that I made a total of > $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by > re-entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 > and I am playing it again. The key to success in this > program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change > anything.'' More testimonials later but first, > ===== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ====== > $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ > If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to > 5 months easily and comfortably, please read the > following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!! > $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ > FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND YOUR > FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED! > INSTRUCTIONS: > =====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below ===== > For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF > THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to > the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the > report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR > ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems. > === When you place your order, make sure you order > each of the 5 reports. > You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them > on your computer and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X > 5=$25.00. Within a few days you will receive, via > e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these 5 different > individuals. Save them on your computer so they will > be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people > who will order them from you. Also make a floppy of > these reports and keep it on your desk in case > something happens to your computer. IMPORTANT - DO NOT > alter the names of the people who are listed next to > each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way > other than what is instructed below in steps '' 1 > through 6 '' or you will loose out on a majority of > your profits. Once you understand the way this works, > you will also see how it does not work if you change > it. Remember, this method has been tested, and if you > alter it, it will NOT work!!! People have tried to put > their friends/relatives names on all five thinking > they could get all the money. But it does not work > this way. Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy > and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to change > anything other than what is instructed. Because if you > do, it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps > the reward!!! > 1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this > advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the > person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it through > the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune. > 2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO > REPORT # 5. > 3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO > REPORT # 4. > 4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO > REPORT # 3. > 5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO > REPORT # 2. > 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 > Position. PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & > address ACCURATELY! > ========================================================== > **** Take this entire letter, with the modified list > of names, and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE > ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well just > in case if you loose any data. To assist you with > marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports > you purchase will provide you with invaluable > marketing information which includes how to send bulk > e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free > classified ads and much more. > There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going: > METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY > ========================================================== > Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see > how it goes, and we will assume You and those involved > send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume > that the mailing receives only a 0.2% response (the > response could be much better but lets just say it is > only 0.2%. Also many people will send out hundreds of > thousands of e-mails instead of only 5,000 each). > Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 > e-mails. With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders > for report # 1. Those 10 people responded by sending > out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. Out of > those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. > That's 100 people responded and ordered Report # 2. > Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a > total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is > 1000 orders for Report # 3. Those 1000 people send > out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million > e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 > orders for Report # 4. Those 10,000 people send out > 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 > million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 > orders for Report # 5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 > EACH=$500,000.00 (half a million). Your total income > in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3..... > $5,000 + 4.... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000 ........ > Grand Total=$555,550.00 NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A > PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE > RESPONSE AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL > STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY! > ========================================================= > REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE > ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think > for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or > even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000e-mails > each or more? There are over 150 million people on the > Internet worldwide and counting. Believe me, many > people will do just that, and more! > ========================================================= > METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET > ======================================================= > Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and > there are hundreds of FREE places to advertise. > Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will easily > get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start > with Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as you go along. > For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail > them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always > provide same day service on all orders. This will > guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your > name and address on it, will be prompt because they > can not advertise until they receive the report. > =========== AVAILABLE REPORTS ==================== > ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: > Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. > Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed > by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one > of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME > of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS > and your name and postal address. > PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW : > ==================================================== > REPORT # 1: "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for > Free on the Net" > Order Report #1 from: > M.R. > 122 11th avenue > Lachine, Quebec > H8S-3G5 > CANADA > ___________________________________________________________ > REPORT # 2: "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk > e-mail on the Net" > Order Report # 2 from: > N. H. Merrill > 147 Crescent St. > Shrewsbury, MA 01545 > USA > ____________________________________________________________ > REPORT # 3: "Secret to Multilevel Marketing on the > Net" > Order Report # 3 from : > C. Henry > 16211 N. 21st Street > Phoenix, Arizona 85022 > USA > ____________________________________________________________ > REPORT # 4: "How to Become a Millionaire Utilizing MLM > & the Net" > Order Report # 4 from: > R.F. > 33 Thistledown Court > Nepean, Ontario > K2J 1J4 > CANADA > ____________________________________________________________ > REPORT #5: "How to Send Out 0ne Million e-mails for > Free" > Order Report # 5 from: > Nancy Hahn > 107 SE 13th St. > Oak Island, NC 28465 > USA > ____________________________________________________________ > $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$ > Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success: > === If you do not receive at least 10 orders for > Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails > until you do. > === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks > after that you should receive 100 orders or more for > REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue advertising or > sending e-mails until you do. > === Once you have received 100 or more orders for > Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is > already working for you, and the cash will continue to > roll in! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: > Every time your name is moved down on the list, you > are placed in front of a Different report. > You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which > report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO > GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND > START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to > the income you can generate from this business!!! > ====================================================== > FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS > PROGRAM: You have just received information that can > give you financial freedom for the rest of your life, > with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can > make more money in the next few weeks and months than > you have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS > INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works > exceedingly well as it is now. > Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report > after you have put your name and address in Report #1 > and moved others to #2 ...........# 5 as instructed > above. One of the people you send this to may send out > 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every > one of them. Remember though, the more you send out > the more potential customers you will reach. So my > friend, I have given you the ideas, information, > materials and opportunity to become financially > independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW! > ============ MORE TESTIMONIALS ================ > "My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in > Chicago. I am an accountant with a major U.S. > Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I > received this program I grumbled to Jody about > receiving ''junk mail.'' I made fun of the whole > thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and > percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. > Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and a > few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made > merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old ''I > told you so" on her when the thing didn't work. Well, > the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received > 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received > a total of $147,200.00 ........... all cash! I was > shocked. I have joined Jody in her "hobby." > Mitchell Wolf, Chicago, Illinois > ====================================================== > "Not being the gambling type, it took me several > weeks to make up my mind to participate in this plan. > But conservative that I am, I decided that the initial > investment was so little that there was just no way > that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my > money back." "I was surprised when I found my > medium sized post office box crammed with orders. I > made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing > about this deal is that it does not matter where > people live. There simply isn't a better investment > with a faster return and so big." > Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada > ======================================================= > ''I had received this program before. I deleted it, > but later I wondered if I should have given it a try. > Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get another > copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by > someone else.........11 months passed then it luckily > came again...... I did not delete this one! I made > more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money > came within 22 weeks." > Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y. > ======================================================= > ''It really is a great opportunity to make relatively > easy money with little cost to you. I followed the > simple instructions carefully and within 10 days the > money started to come in. My first month I made > $20,560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash > count was $362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanx to the > internet." > Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand > ======================================================= > ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON 'YOUR' > ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM! > ======================================================= > If you have any questions of the legality of this > program, contact the Office of Associate Director for > Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission, Bureau > of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C > ======================================================== > > -- > PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) > To unsubscribe, e-mail: php-general-unsubscribe@lists.php.net > For additional commands, e-mail: php-general-help@lists.php.net > To contact the list administrators, e-mail: php-list-admin@lists.php.net >