RE: [PHP] Linux & PHP Install Problems (was: Oh and one more thing)

On Saturday, August 04, 2001 at 1:47 AM, Joel Ricker wrote: > > > 1) format your harddrive > > > 2) take out your motherboard and spraypaint it > > > bright orange. > > Ok I did that. > > > > 3) dance around the desk three times holding the > > > motherboard above your head chanting > > > "mail mail, give me mail" > > > "date date, give me date" > > > "ooooga booga woooga shooga" > > I felt a little silly but I did that too. > > > > 4) install linux > > > 5) install apache > > > 6) install PHP > > I tried doing that but computer isn't working right. It > smokes now when I turn it on and there is a strange smell > coming from my computer vents. Did I use the right color > orange? Please help. Oh, dear. This is not the first time something like this has happened. From your description, it sounds like you must have used "Burnt Orange" colored paint instead of the (highly recommended) "Safety Orange" colored paint. So now, not only is your motherboard "burnt" but can no longer be considered "safe". If you attempt to do this again, also remember to be very careful with the pronunciation of the final line of the mantra in step 3... ----------------------------------- Brian S. Dunworth Sr. Software Development Engineer Oracle Database Administrator The Printing House, Ltd. (850) 875-1500 x225 -----------------------------------