PHP to another language

I was wondering if there are any tools to convert PHP to another scripting language? I have a script that only uses pretty basic functions in PHP (arrays, plain variables, nothing exciting- no dB things or anything like that) and am hoping there are some tools where you can get the majority of the code switched over to a more universal scripting langauge? I designed this 2000 script and then learned that our information systems people would feel a lot more comfortable using a language that they are already familier with. I originally designed it in PHP because for one it is the only scripting language that my university will allow your typical student to write in, and two because I wanted to learn PHP. So in order for my place of employment to actually use this script I made while learning PHP, they would like it if it could be converted to another language. I am still waiting on what languages they would be okay with, but thought I would start to check into the problem here first. Thanks for any information, Andrew V. Romero