note 70308 deleted from function.rand by bjori

From: Date: Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:29:55 +0000
Subject: note 70308 deleted from function.rand by bjori
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Note Submitter: funny at whitehouse dot gov ---- best one i can come up with for the use of random :D <?php $tit = array('cheapfucker', 'tight arse', 'penny pincher', 'water tight'); if (isset($tit)) echo "this guy is a $tit[rand(0,count($tit)-1)]"; ?>

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