note 116506 added to function.version-compare

What PHP.net page is any good without a classy userland implementation of a function already provided by PHP? Generally, there are pseudo-benchmarks and reasons why you'd want to use their "far superior" implementations. Since exit is a difficult construct to implement, and exit cannot be called using variable functions, this function is <blink>BETTER</blink>. While you cannot use this code without parentheses, you'll find that this exit function improves your site's performance with at least 25 teraflops of flux computing power! I used to be a fan of die;, I even tried to use exit;, but now; I'm a true-blue userland_exit() fan, now with 20% more.* *-Over the top competing brand. <?php function userland_exit($death_call=null) { if (version_compare(PHP_VERSION,'4.2.0','<')) echo $death_call; elseif (!is_int($death_call)) echo $death_call; error_reporting(0); trigger_error(null,E_USER_ERROR); } userland_exit("I'm dead"); ?> ---- Server IP: 72.52.91.14 Probable Submitter: 50.254.6.113 ---- Manual Page -- http://php.net/manual/en/function.version-compare.php Edit -- https://master.php.net/note/edit/116506 Del: integrated -- https://master.php.net/note/delete/116506/integrated Del: useless -- https://master.php.net/note/delete/116506/useless Del: bad code -- https://master.php.net/note/delete/116506/bad+code Del: spam -- https://master.php.net/note/delete/116506/spam Del: non-english -- https://master.php.net/note/delete/116506/non-english Del: in docs -- https://master.php.net/note/delete/116506/in+docs Del: other reasons-- https://master.php.net/note/delete/116506 Reject -- https://master.php.net/note/reject/116506 Search -- https://master.php.net/manage/user-notes.php