note 43217 added to missing-stuff

There's so much missing from PHP and yet this manual page is empty. What's going on? Allow me the list just a few of the shortcomings I see: - No inbuilt support for artificial intelligence - Why are all variables American? In the UK we need variables like £value - The coffee PHP produces is always slightly too strong. This bug has been reported, but as yet remains open. - PHP has no zero-gravity capabilities - When used as a child-minder, PHP never appears to take a particularly active interest in the role - When used in the rain, it leaks - When framed and hung on a wall its ascetic qualities are not immediately obvious - 'PHP' is three letters, 'C' is one letter. What gives? - etc... I hope you're getting the idea. ---- Manual Page -- http://www.php.net/manual/en/missing-stuff.php Edit -- http://master.php.net/manage/user-notes.php?action=edit+43217 Delete -- http://master.php.net/manage/user-notes.php?action=delete+43217&report=yes Reject -- http://master.php.net/manage/user-notes.php?action=reject+43217&report=yes Search -- http://master.php.net/manage/user-notes.php