Reasons to get a pear account

This a recopilation of the best purposes the people entered at http://pear.php.net/account-request.php. The entries are real. I added my own comment (the quoted sentence), please don't feel hurt, just wanted to pass a fun morning sharing the experience of handling pear account requests :-) Tomas V.V.Cox Purpose: none "Machomen don't need purposes" Purpose: whatever "what does people normally fill in a purpose field?" Purpose: wala "did you mean voilá?" Purpose: pear "yeah, you found the secret key!" Purpose: I don't purpose "and think?" Purpose: I want show pear and if pear suit for me I will use pear "sweet" Purpose: simple test "you had to say complex!" Purpose: download DB.php "yes, only this file" Purpose: try "yeah, the form works" Purpose: - "the minimalist expression of a purpose" Purpose: sorry "polite before all" Purpose: Profissional purposes "there are other kind of profissionals more exciting than us" Purpose: Necesito un E-mail "what's wrong with hotmail?" Purpose: drupal "a new variant of lisergic acid?" Purpose: Learn and help with my work and sugest at open source word, that is the best intelectual movement in all times. Sorry my english. "I'm with you, open source rocks!" Purpose: I like coding "me too!" Purpose: aasasasasas "filling whatever increase the chance of getting an account" Purpose: hoi "hia" Purpose: uhm. "let me think on it, I'll tell you my purpose later" Purpose: to code php for pleasure "lovely" Purpose: Personal "that's a personal question: DON'T ASK!" Purpose: mmm... "I'm still not sure" Purpose: i need the pear account "dead or alive" Purpose: ;-) "(_O_)" Purpose: Just to be a pearer "sorry, we're not a sect" Purpose: i don't know "you are asking too many things eh!?" Purpose: 4224183 "Purpose not Phone" Purpose: ryuji260 "Password,Purpose,Password,Purpose,Purpose,Password, sorry sounded the same" Purpose: to download latest version for webmail client "I heard a bell, but don't know where" Purpose: login for pear.bat "**plop**" Purpose: I like to eat and digest a pear "owned" Purpose: hello "hi" Purpose: ??? "wtf is a purpose?" Purpose: i want to use php "nice" Purpose: maximino74@pear.php.net "that's the email I want to get" Purpose: The beast "you?"