Hello! (introduction of me)

Hi all, I wasn't sure how many people were on the list, or what previous introductions were, so, I've made this up.. Bear with me if you find it boring, irrelevant or just not of interest today. For that, I apologise. My name is Liz Kimber, I live in England. I've been a computer nerd for around 16 or so years. I sold my first commercial application at 13 for which I received a grand sum of about 500 pounds, which I don't recall actually getting my parents had it.. I think they spent it.. Anyway. I'm an all round programmer, I do C/C++, Pascal+Delphi, (sadly) VB, xBase, Web stuff (Java/VBscript, HTML, PHP,ASP...) I've done Unix programming as well as MS Windows. I never was 100% happy just programming and always played with hardware, and OS settings. So, now, I'm supposedly just a techy, but.... I now do more web programming than I think I've ever done before. I'm trying to convert my current company to PHP rather than ASP.. My skills I can offer you guys are: QA (Bug finding/bug recreation/documentation/possible fixes) - prev experience, other than fixing my own code, I ran a QA department for a software house for 6 months as the manager, setting up procedures, but also proving they worked to the business, coders etc. General coding - although I'm sure you have more than enough offers for that Documentation - I would offer, but I'm dyslexic with little form of grammar. So, I'm sure you'd rather anyone else did it, even my dog. For OS/Setups, I have I can offer Mandrake 7.2, Slackware 3.4 (my old faithful machine), Windows 2000 pro+server, Windows 98SE or ME (depending on mood), all as above with/without mySQL, MS-SQl, ODBC (for windows).. Quite happy to install another machine I have floating about to spec.. Looking forward to being useful.. Liz