Fw: HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy

----- Original Message ----- From: Toshia Fehlan <tfehlan@uswest.net> To: <thalman@uswest.net>; <orangeblossom1999@yahoo.com>; <fourwhlnkd@aol.com>; <danwilson@optronicsltd.com>; <elizafish@webtv.net>; <eugene.h@uptgroup.com>; <Jamzdoe00@aol.com>; <jfehlan@primenet.com>; <mnimer@allaire.com>; <mvw@primenet.com>; <franfam@uswest.net>; <Fortruckn@aol.com>; <MTrello@aol.com>; <jpickell@uswest.net>; <rayjayshines@hotmail.com>; <cooperl@gateway.net> Sent: Saturday, November 06, 1999 12:44 PM Subject: HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy > > > >HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD > > > dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE... > > > > > > > > > > > *********************************************** > > > > > > > >1) At lunch time sit in your parked car and > > > point a hair dryer at passing > > > > cars to see if they slow down > > > > > > > > 2) Page yourself over the intercom (Dont > > > disguise your voice) > > > > > > > > 3) Find out where your boss shops and buy > > > exactly the same outfits. > > > > Always wear them one day after your boss > > > does (This is especially > > > >effective > > > > if your boss is the opposite gender) > > > > > > > > 4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to > > > tell them what youre doing. > > > > For example If anyone needs me I will be in > > > the bathroom > > > > > > > > 5) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle > > > > > > > > 6) Insist that your e-mail address be > > > > xena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com or > > > Elvis_the_King@companyname.com > > > > > > > > 7) Every time someone asks you to do > > > something ask if they want fries > > > >with that > > > > > > > > 8) Encourage your colleagues to join you in > > > a little synchronized chair > > > > dancing. > > > > > > > > 9) Put your garbage can on your desk and > > > label it IN > > > > > > > > 10) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers > > > > > > > > 11) Send e-mail messages that advertise free > > > pizza doughnuts etc in the > > > > break room When people complain that there > > > was nothing there lean back > > > >rub > > > > your stomach and say "You've got to be > > > faster than that" > > > > > > > > 12) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 > > > weeks Once everyone has gotten > > > > over their caffeine addictions switch to > > > espresso > > > > > > > > 13) In the memo field of all your checks > > > write For sexual favors > > > > > > > > 14) Reply to everything someone says with > > > "That's what you think" > > > > > > > > 15) Finish all your sentences with "In > > > accordance with the prophecy" > > > > > > > > 16) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that > > > the brightness level lights > > > > up the entire working area Insist to others > > > that you like it that way > > > > > > > > 17) Dont use any punctuation > > > > > > > > 18) As often as possible skip rather than > > > walk > > > > > > > > 19) Ask people what sex they are > > > > > > > > 20) Specify that your drive-through order is > > > To go > > > > > > > > 21) Sing along at the opera > > > > > > > > 22) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the > > > poems don't rhyme > > > > > > > > 23) Five days in advance tell your friends > > > you cant attend their party > > > >because youre not in the mood > > > > > > > > ***AnD tHe FiNaL WaY tO aNnOy PeOple: > > > > > > > > 24) Send this e-mail to everyone in your > > > address book even if they sent > > > > it to you or have asked you not to send > > > them stuff like that > > >