Re: Advert request

On Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 08:53, Maristela Travassos <c.amoreira@globo.com> wrote: > Dear Sir/Madam, > > Being among the leading online advertising companies of Brazil, we are lucky > to offer you to become our valuable partner. In case, you have any interest > in cooperating with us, please, contact us via the following e-mail. Who do we contact if we have absolutely no interest whatsoever? Because that's the person we need to contact I guess. Apparently you actually weren't too lucky this time. Maybe next time. > If no area of advertisement is available at the moment, please, contact us when > you get one. Unfortunately, I doubt that will happen, as I've just now received word that my poor, sick, and unknown great-uncle the Honorable Reverend Dr. Mufasa Buka-tuka Dirichiopoliski von Brownwelltonberg, DDS Esq. III (I guess that's where I get "Brown") has just passed away in a horrible plane crash while attempting to escape the enemies staging a coup against his collapsing regime in some country somewhere overseas. His widow, apparently my aunt, is desperately trying to escape, but wants to be sure that the rebels don't gain access to his vast sums of monies [sic]. That's nice of her, considering he obviously had no plans to have her on the plane with him, lucky for her. So anyway, now I'll be too involved in trying to help her escape her country, but first we're going to need to get the money wired over. So I need to go find my checkbook so that I can make sure she has the correct routing number and bank account information, as well as my Social Security number so that they can verify I'm a legitimate American I guess. *Sigh.* The things we do for family. > We are looking forward to hearing from you and starting our compagne ASAP. Champagne campaign companion? Company cologne? No matter. I'm going to be rich with my cut of the US 13.3$ Millions. -- </Daniel P. Brown> Network Infrastructure Manager http://www.php.net/