com web/php: Zee-a Swedish cheff mekes un iester eegg: js/common.js

Commit: 4f389c0b02f944c953b5f4099d86a42e763882f2 Author: Peter Cowburn <salathe@php.net> Sat, 6 Sep 2014 21:12:23 +0100 Parents: af3480bd5a2413b6d2e55edebcfdfc22dc69d43e Branches: master Link: http://git.php.net/?p=web/php.git;a=commitdiff;h=4f389c0b02f944c953b5f4099d86a42e763882f2 Log: Zee-a Swedish cheff mekes un iester eegg Changed paths: M js/common.js Diff: diff --git a/js/common.js b/js/common.js index a32a647..31216f5 100755 --- a/js/common.js +++ b/js/common.js @@ -99,6 +99,20 @@ Mousetrap.bind("g n", function() { window.location.href = link; } }); +Mousetrap.bind("b o r k", function() { + var bork = function(text) { + var subs = [[/a([nu])/g, 'u$1'], [/A([nu])/g, 'U$1'], [/a\B/g, 'e'], [/A\B/g, 'E'], [/en\b/g, 'ee'], [/\Bew/g, 'oo'], [/\Be\b/g, 'e-a'], [/\be/g, 'i'], [/\bE/g, 'I'], [/\Bf/g, 'ff'], [/\Bir/g, 'ur'], [/(\w*?)i(\w*?)$/g, '$1ee$2'], [/\bow/g, 'oo'], [/\bo/g, 'oo'], [/\bO/g, 'Oo'], [/the/g, 'zee'], [/The/g, 'Zee'], [/th\b/g, 't'], [/\Btion/g, 'shun'], [/\Bu/g, 'oo'], [/\BU/g, 'Oo'], [/v/g, 'f'], [/V/g, 'F'], [/w/g, 'w'], [/W/g, 'W'], [/([a-z])[.]/g, '$1. Bork Bork Bork!']]; + for (var i = 0; i < subs.length; i++) { + text = text.replace(subs[i][0], subs[i][1]); + } + return text; + }; + $('*').contents().filter(function() { + return this.nodeType === 3 && /[^\t\n\r ]/.test(this.textContent); + }).each(function(_, el) { + el.textContent = bork(el.textContent); + }); +}); var FIXED_HEADER_HEIGHT = 50; function cycle(to, from) {