I need your help to find a traning place--been looknig for months.

Listen, i dont know where to go or who to speak any more. For the last months i have been trying to find an shool, an instutution or any in-person class to learn PHP. It is driving me insane because i have found NONE!! I google, i tried to talking to people online-but they are not from New York. I desperately need to learn PHP, and NOTHING. I found some ONline stuff to read, but I dont get it. I need a class. I know just simple HTML. and made some pages in Joomla. But i need real training. So this is why i come to you, hope you know a place or a way i can find a class in my area. Thanks, Mary