Re: Text Link Buy Prices

On Wed, Feb 24, 2010 at 08:02, Mike SEOuk <mikeseouk@googlemail.com> wrote: > Dear Webmaster, > > I want to have text link on your web site. Our web site is related to SEO > theme. Please let me know prices to have anchor text link on your web site. Good morning, Mike SEOuk. What a coincidental name you have, eh? SEO-UK. Neat. I've looked at our rate card for 2010 to see the price per 30-year period (we accept nothing less than 30 years with a pre-paid agreement) for a text link to your site from various areas. Per annum, the price will be $36,500 US (23,652.15 GBP) for a link from the Korean page for the "counter" extension, viewable here: http://www.php.net/manual/kr/internals2.counter.setup.php The total amount due up-front for a link from the bottom of that page would be $1,095,000 USD (709,564.54 GBP). Conversely, if you're looking for a graphical link, we have an English page available in the PHP4 CHANGELOG, where you can place a 5x10px 16-color PCX graphic at the bottom-right of the page for just $61,900 US (40,111.46 GBP) per annum. However, graphical advertisements require a 65-year pre-paid commitment, which brings the total due today to $4,023,500 US (2,607,244.69 GBP). There is then a $29 US (18.79 GBP) account maintenance fee. Please reply back to this list by clicking "Reply-All" and provide your credit card number, expiration date, CVV/CV2 number, full name and billing address, and the names, addresses, phone numbers, and bank account information for three relatives earning an excess of $150,000 US (97,200.62 GBP) per annum to be used as references and collateral. Finally, you must submit a document containing your known allergies, medications, and a list of all of your fears, to be used as reference in the event you default on the agreement. Thank you for your interest in advertising with php.net, Mike SEOuk. We look forward to charging your card later today! -- </Daniel P. Brown> daniel.brown@parasane.net || danbrown@php.net http://www.parasane.net/ || http://www.pilotpig.net/ Looking for hosting or dedicated servers? Ask me how we can fit your budget!