PHP -> ASP conversion...

I'm not too sure if this is the right place, but everyone here is always friendly, so here goes... I am looking to convert some PHP code that I developed last year into ASP (don't ask why - the answer sucks!), and I was wondering if anyone here know of anything that had been developed to translate PHP code into ASP? Having thought about it, I am sure that it is a bit of an impossibility, given the nature of ASP vs. PHP - but you never know :-) regards, Mikey ----------------------- InterMutual Healthcare from Totalise. Peace of mind at an affordable price. Visit http://www.intermutual.com/health/