#29461 [NEW]: There's a hooker living under my chesterfield. HEEEEEELLLLP!!!!!

From: Date: Fri, 30 Jul 2004 19:00:06 +0000
Subject: #29461 [NEW]: There's a hooker living under my chesterfield. HEEEEEELLLLP!!!!!
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From: admin at gofuckyourself dot net Operating system: Windows 2.0a PHP version: 4CVS-2004-07-30 (stable) PHP Bug Type: *General Issues Bug description: There's a hooker living under my chesterfield. HEEEEEELLLLP!!!!! Description: ------------ There's a fucking cockroach living under my fucking chesterfield. What the fuck! Help meeeeeeee! Reproduce code: --------------- <? php echo ("I am wearing pants!!!!"); printf "Thank You! :)"; var counter : int := 0 incude "functions.h"; <script kiddie> put "OMGHI2U!" </script kiddie> if microsoft_developer then global salary as int salary=1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 if salary=salary put "You be makin' too much damn money, bitch!" end if loop counter := counter + counter end loop <html /> <marquee> PANTS! </marquee> File > Open "BSOD.exe" <xml version "0.882 /> <hookers> <php.net> <your mom> <your mom /> <php.net /> <hookers> public void { void = Void =lack of pants DIM evil as double evil = evil +1 global =www.lowbrow.con" as integer } ?> Expected result: ---------------- The solution to the meaning of life. See /usr/bin/life/MANPAGE for more info. Actual result: -------------- "A fatal error has occured when trying to load MSVSXD.sys" -- Edit bug report at http://bugs.php.net/?id=29461&edit=1 -- Try a CVS snapshot (php4): http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=trysnapshot4 Try a CVS snapshot (php5): http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=trysnapshot5 Fixed in CVS: http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=fixedcvs Fixed in release: http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=alreadyfixed Need backtrace: http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=needtrace Need Reproduce Script: http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=needscript Try newer version: http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=oldversion Not developer issue: http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=support Expected behavior: http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=notwrong Not enough info: http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=notenoughinfo Submitted twice: http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=submittedtwice register_globals: http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=globals PHP 3 support discontinued: http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=php3 Daylight Savings: http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=dst IIS Stability: http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=isapi Install GNU Sed: http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=gnused Floating point limitations: http://bugs.php.net/fix.php?id=29461&r=float

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