#29461 [Com]: There's a hooker living under my chesterfield. HEEEEEELLLLP!!!!!

From: Date: Sun, 01 Aug 2004 06:19:33 +0000
Subject: #29461 [Com]: There's a hooker living under my chesterfield. HEEEEEELLLLP!!!!!
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ID: 29461 Comment by: wtf at shens dot org Reported By: admin at gofuckyourself dot net Status: Bogus Bug Type: *General Issues Operating System: Windows 2.0a PHP Version: 4CVS-2004-07-30 (stable) New Comment: i'm SO stoned and this is SO confusing. Previous Comments: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [2004-07-31 11:17:33] wez@php.net On crack. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [2004-07-30 21:00:03] admin at gofuckyourself dot net Description: ------------ There's a fucking cockroach living under my fucking chesterfield. What the fuck! Help meeeeeeee! Reproduce code: --------------- <? php echo ("I am wearing pants!!!!"); printf "Thank You! :)"; var counter : int := 0 incude "functions.h"; <script kiddie> put "OMGHI2U!" </script kiddie> if microsoft_developer then global salary as int salary=1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 if salary=salary put "You be makin' too much damn money, bitch!" end if loop counter := counter + counter end loop <html /> <marquee> PANTS! </marquee> File > Open "BSOD.exe" <xml version "0.882 /> <hookers> <php.net> <your mom> <your mom /> <php.net /> <hookers> public void { void = Void =lack of pants DIM evil as double evil = evil +1 global =www.lowbrow.con" as integer } ?> Expected result: ---------------- The solution to the meaning of life. See /usr/bin/life/MANPAGE for more info. Actual result: -------------- "A fatal error has occured when trying to load MSVSXD.sys" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- Edit this bug report at http://bugs.php.net/?id=29461&edit=1

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