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I took the advice on the Php.net's "Getting help". and after countless times trying to enter a IRC chatroom but only getting the boot before i even get the chance to say anything and getting things telling me im band for "floodabusers + stuipid people." ive pretty much gave up on php because of all the assholes and people who shout "noob" when i try to ask a very simple question. WHAT ALL DO I NEED TO VEIW PHP CODE ON MY COMPUTER?!?!?! ive read all the gay little tutuals "?ok = duhh ?echo ok" or what ever. where do i find someone or something that will actualy answer my simple little questions instead of being an ass or leading me to dead tutuals that tell me all the same thing. i dont mean to shout but ive been trying to learn this BS for 3 or 4 months or longer and i am still in the same spot. i just want to run the code that i am writeing but i get no help at all, im not asking for the people to be a mentor for me. i just want a few seconds of someone's time. if i cant run the stuff im makeing how do i know if im doing something wrong? what if i am doing something wrong all the time? i cant get any help.