php as a cgi

I am attempting to run php as a cgi under win98/95. I have used it as a module many times, but I can't (The cygwin stuff craps out on 98 and the httpd won't load any pages under 95...the "help" man is away for a few weeks). I have tried the instructions in the included documentation, to no avail. I need this for a demo by my boss on Monday on a laptop NOT conneceted to the net (so I can't use my online app). I have a standard apache 3.6 distribution (binary) installed in Program files\apache group\apache\etc. My httpd.conf file has AddType application/x-httpd-php3 .php3 AddHandler cgi-script .php3 Action application/x-httpd-php3 "/php/php.exe" I commented out the cgi-bin script alias and <directory> directives, but had them in for some of my attempts. Can anyone explain how to get this working? I get log errors from apache about including shebangs (#!) at the top of my files (didn't help). Do I need to use something like IIS used to have http://URL/php.exe/file.php3 or similar? Thanks.