Re: Advertisement

On Tue, Nov 4, 2014 at 9:34 AM, Rudra Singh <textlinkshop@gmail.com> wrote: > HI > > So what would be monthly price for homepage text link.Kindly let me know. Please don't top-post, and remember to click reply-all, or the price increases by an addition 414% due to additional formatting of correspondence. Looking at 2014 rates, a 14-character text link (which must include all HTML, et cetera), placed in the ALT tag of one of our other links, shown only on hover, is $398,361 per year, or $33,196.75 per month. However, due to our requirement of the thirty-year lock-in, pre-paid, over-hyphenated agreement, the amount due in the next hour (or else you will incur late fees, interest, and penalties) is $11,950,830, plus $1.49 US in processing fees. I'm preparing the invoice now and will send it to you in forty-five minutes. Keep in mind, however, that if the amount is not paid in full sixty minutes or less from now, there will be a late fee of all your money. And if we do not receive payment by the end of lunch today, your account will be handed over to collections. Thank you for your interest in and financial obligation to php.net.