Re: Advertisement

On Tue, Nov 4, 2014 at 9:44 AM, Daniel Brown <danbrown@php.net> wrote: > On Tue, Nov 4, 2014 at 9:34 AM, Rudra Singh <textlinkshop@gmail.com> wrote: >> HI >> >> So what would be monthly price for homepage text link.Kindly let me know. > > Please don't top-post, and remember to click reply-all, or the > price increases by an addition 414% due to additional formatting of > correspondence. > > Looking at 2014 rates, a 14-character text link (which must > include all HTML, et cetera), placed in the ALT tag of one of our > other links, shown only on hover, is $398,361 per year, or $33,196.75 > per month. However, due to our requirement of the thirty-year > lock-in, pre-paid, over-hyphenated agreement, the amount due in the > next hour (or else you will incur late fees, interest, and penalties) > is $11,950,830, plus $1.49 US in processing fees. I'm preparing the > invoice now and will send it to you in forty-five minutes. > > Keep in mind, however, that if the amount is not paid in full > sixty minutes or less from now, there will be a late fee of all your > money. And if we do not receive payment by the end of lunch today, > your account will be handed over to collections. > > Thank you for your interest in and financial obligation to php.net. I regret to inform you that I had an early lunch and am just finishing chewing now. As a result, this matter is now being reported to collections. Have a good day.